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🙂 If there’s a recipe for success in life, it starts with picking the right ingredients.
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Always aim for peace, but if you can't get peace, you should aim between the eyes.
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If you raise your children you can spoil your grandkids, but if you spoil your children you have to raise your grandkids.
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May God have mercy on my enemies because I won't.
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"Don't quote me on this.”
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Hahaha :)
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Two girls who are going to be college roommates meet for the first time. The first girl says to the second girl “Hello! Where are you from?” The seconds girls responds with “I don’t answer questions that end in prepositions.” The first girl thinks for a moment and the says “Let me put that a different way. Where are you from, B#%*H?”
😂😀
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If you binge watch while you binge eat, they cancel each other out…That’s science.

You’re welcome.
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What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

Asking for a friend.
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Anybody know how many air fresheners it takes to get the dead body smell out of a basement?

Asking for a friend.
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True story!

Hubby and I went to a comedy theater dinner show. One nice young lady takes our order, combo pizza -well done, please. Another nice young lady delivers the pizza, I can see it needs more cook time, so I ask "Well done?" Her response, "Why Thank You!" And hustles off. Bye-bye!!

We still laugh about her taking my question as a complement, she must have needed to hear it that day.

Pizza was gross, show was funny and a good time was had, I guess that's what really matters. And we have a funny memory to laugh about for decades to come.
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What doesn’t kill you
will hopefully try again.
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;)
If I have said or done anything to hurt you
I DON’T CARE.
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I would explain it to you…
But I don’t have the crayons.
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Sun is out, wind in my face
ABSOLUTELY AWFUL.
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There are only two things I don’t like:
Change and the way things are.
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If anyone ever tells you your ideas are silly, remember there’s some millionaire walking around who invented the pool noodle.
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Learned the hard way:

Admission of a painful error rather than just reading the stupid instructions in the first place.
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Alexa, delete my belly.
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Don’t judge me until you’ve flown a mile on my broom.
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“Let me call you right back.”

Translation:
Enjoy the rest of your day.
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Funny, isn't it, how quickly the future becomes the past.
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;)
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Unless, Venting, it was so bad there is <ominous sting> no future!
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If no one from the future came to stop you, how bad can it be?
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If life doesn’t break you today, don’t worry. It will try again tomorrow.
:)
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If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments.
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Just because we accept you as you are doesn’t mean we’ve abandoned hope you’ll improve.
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The meaning of life is to find your gift. So good luck with that.
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Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.
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