I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"If I could turn back time..."
Well, now we all can turn back time this Sunday.
She is working from home,
and will call in to give us instructions
on what to do.
"If no one from the future came to stop you, how bad can it be?"
why?
it is so bad on so many levels
“Dear Santa,
It was just 🎅🏻 a phase…”
"When in doubt,
blame Monday."
“I decided to kill off a few characters
in the book I'm writing.
I feel it will really spice up my autobiography.”
Do you ever wake up,
kiss the person sleeping beside you,
feel glad that you’re alive?
Well…
I just did
and apparently I won’t be allowed on this airline again.
—Newton’s lesser known fourth law
Caregiver flu:
It’s like the regular flu, except no one cares.
Common sense is so rare these days, it is qualified as a super power.
I have hor*rible taste in men.
If I have ever liked you, please work on yourself.
"Yes, I saw it" he says.
Officer says: "then why didn't you stop?"
Trucker answers: "Because I didn't see you."
You are enough.
We don't need more of you.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I do agree that you are right to the extent that it's only when I am wrong.
"Let's just agree that I'm right."
"UNSTOPPABLE
if only I could get started."
🙂
"The only thing I don't like about you
is that constant
inhaling & exhaling habit you have."
“About 4 minutes into my run, I decided I want to work on my personality instead.”
"The most stable thing in my life is
my breakfast routine."
Who do I have to thank for this miracle of biology that allows us to wake up to reality after we age more and estrogen declines?
Nothing, it just stairs.
A. Velcrows
“…when he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.”
"I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to another woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life."
The 99 problems, 693 in dog problems. LOL!!! Thank-you for giving me a laugh and pretty much describing the last month of my life LOL
You are awesome.
I've got 99 problems
but that’s 693 in dog problems!!